Office twink gets an 8 inch promotion from his horny boss

Yeah, hi Craig. Can you send Jude in here, please? Thank you.

Hi Jude. Have a seat.

I don't want you to be nervous because it's good news, okay?

I've been looking over your records and you're observing you for the past three months and I really like what I see.

I'm really impressed with your work and by golly, as promised, I'd like to give you that promotion, that incentive promotion that I promised.