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But look who we have the displeasure of having among us.

Dear OLD Dan, what damn curse brings your ASS all the way out here?

Your presence brings only peaceful problems I hope you go away ASAP, bastard.

But if you don't do IT willingly I might decide to help you, with shit in your ASS.

You should know that my presence not only brings trouble but also money.